ACBob's ZimZam 
You perform a medical miracle. With one fluid motion, you ripped out one of Wž' eyes. A scene so graphic, it will not be shown, and not because that is very hard to draw. Afterwards, you grab the remaining functioning eye of the robot and replace it for Wž. Now Wž has one robotic eye... for whatever reason. You keep the original eye on your person.
What the f-... you-.. what? Why did you just?... Never-mind, we have bigger issues here, Wž has noticed that she's missing hair. I'm sure it'll grow in the natural course of time but we should probably help him out with it. I'm honestly amazed Wž didn't notice you, well, ripping her eye out.